June 2008
73 posts
I’m sick of ISP’s wanting to throttle P2P traffic in favor of more high-priority traffic. BitTorrent is high-priority, that’s why 1/3 use it
Jun 29th
Am I wrong to assume that a box of Trojan Magnums was thrown on the ground by a well-endowed black man with no concern for the environment?
Jun 28th
Be my friend on Netflix, and then we can compare the size of our Queues: http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/P6cEMa6ZTNe72yNFHAEd
Jun 28th
I’m 32 years old, and I discovered my first chest hair today. It was long and brown, which made it easy to pluck with a pair of tweezers.
Jun 26th
The Netflix Player took 1.5 weeks to arrive, but it’s awesome. Dead simple setup. Very good video quality. Needs more content & RSS support.
Jun 25th
ooVoo  →
A free video chat download tipped to be the next big thing in online communication. Video chat with up to 6 users simultaneously. Professional audio and video quality. Slick interface, user-friendly…
Jun 24th
I cannot believe that George Carlin is dead and we haven’t lynched Carlos Mencia, Bob Kelly, or the Blue Collar Comedy hacks yet. Goddammit.
Jun 23rd
George Carlin has died →
Legendary comedian George Carlin passed away Sunday night at the age of 71. He will be missed, but never forgotten.
Jun 23rd
Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, Cocksucker, Motherfucker,... →
Jun 23rd
Links for 2008-06-22 [Digg] →
SSL Encrpytion Coming to The Pirate Bay This week we’re going to add SSL to The Pirate Bay. We’re also going to help out making a website about easy encryption - both for your hard drives and…
Jun 23rd
I think I know why I like chick flicks. It’s not that I’m gay, it’s cuz they have hot chicks in them & they teach you about dumb chick shit.
Jun 23rd
Sunday Afternoon →
Jun 22nd
Stardock ObjectDock Plus  →
ObjectDock™ is a program that enables users to organize their shortcuts, programs and running tasks into an attractive and fun animated Dock.
Jun 22nd
SSL Encrpytion Coming to The Pirate Bay →
This week we’re going to add SSL to The Pirate Bay. We’re also going to help out making a website about easy encryption - both for your hard drives and your net traffic. As some people know, we’re…
Jun 22nd
Approximately 17 years ago my 1st love shattered my heart all over her driveway. POMP was born & all women became whores. Happy B-Day cunt.
Jun 21st
Links for 2008-06-17 [Digg] →
What We’ll Miss About Bill Gates — A Very Long Good-Bye Bill Gates, we’ll miss you. Not just because you’re the ultimate geek-villain-pioneer-entrepreneur-monopolist.But because you’ve always…
Jun 18th
What We'll Miss About Bill Gates — A Very Long... →
Bill Gates, we’ll miss you. Not just because you’re the ultimate geek-villain-pioneer-entrepreneur-monopolist.But because you’ve always been there for us.To love. To hate. To envy. To pick on. So…
Jun 17th
To participate in Firefox Download Day go to: http://tinyurl.com/68zmmx & if that doesn’t work try microsoft.com/ie
Jun 17th
Is it wrong to open your door to Mormon’s, and accept their literature, and give them your phone number, because one of them is really cute?
Jun 17th
Links for 2008-06-16 [Digg] →
Gay men have brains like straight women, scientists claim Striking similarities between the brains of gay men and straight women have been discovered by neuroscientists, offering fresh evidence…
Jun 17th
Gay men have brains like straight women,... →
Striking similarities between the brains of gay men and straight women have been discovered by neuroscientists, offering fresh evidence that sexual orientation is hardwired into our neural circuitry.
Jun 17th
Have you ever drank so much you’re surprised you made it home alive, & even more surprised you didn’t choke to death on vomit in your sleep?
Jun 16th
I was gonna txt my wife about a funny pregnancy dream, but then I realized we had sex about 6 weeks ago. So I’m nervously “tweeting” instead
Jun 16th
If I had a female stalker watching me from my front yard, I’d masturbate in my window & let the cops fight over which 1 of us to arrest 1st.
Jun 15th
If I had a stalker watching me from my front yard, I’d masturbate in my window, then let the cops fight over which one of us to arrest first
Jun 15th
Everyday Normal Guy 2 →
Jun 14th
Am I the only one obsessed with Jon Lajoie videos? There’s at least 2 of us that would fuck him & one of them is a chick. tinyurl.com/2gfv9c
Jun 14th
NE1 that bitches online about Data Centers not being “Green” should be cock-slapped by Billy G. Turn off your computer fuckhead & go outside
Jun 13th
I just ordered the Netflix Player by Roku. I’ll have a full 140 character Twitter review when it arrives. http://www.roku.com/netflixplayer
Jun 13th
Intelligent people are 'less likely to believe in... →
Professor Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University, said many more members of the “intellectual elite” considered themselves atheists than the national average. A decline…
Jun 13th
Links for 2008-06-11 [Digg] →
Intelligent people are ‘less likely to believe in God’ Professor Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University, said many more members of the “intellectual elite”…
Jun 13th
People at work love to say things like, “Yeah, well it’s Microsoft what can I say?” How about thank you for the best OS ever?
Jun 13th
I just saw 2 different people praying at a McDonald’s. Unfortunately it was after I ate, or I would have got my Value Meal of Sin elsewhere.
Jun 10th
NT Virtual DOS machine  →
In Windows NT/2000/XP/Vista, by default, all active 16-bit applications run as separate threads in a single multithreaded process called NT Virtual DOS Machine (NTVDM). The NTVDM process simulates a…
Jun 9th
Links for 2008-06-07 [Digg] →
Beating $4 Gas with a $1 Bus Sleek coaches are touting $1 fares from New York to D.C., Chicago to Cleveland and Kansas City to St. Louis. More than a cheap ride, the vehicles feature amenities…
Jun 8th
Beating $4 Gas with a $1 Bus  →
Sleek coaches are touting $1 fares from New York to D.C., Chicago to Cleveland and Kansas City to St. Louis. More than a cheap ride, the vehicles feature amenities unheard of on traditional bus lines…
Jun 8th
Everyday Normal Guy →
Jun 8th
My Sup. witnessed a robbery in progress @ Little Caesars, dialed 911, & cuz their register was smashed on the floor, scored us 4 free pizzas
Jun 7th
On my walk to work today a young African-American chick shouted, “Woo-Hoo! Hey sexy!” and “shake that booty!” I really hope she was kidding.
Jun 7th
I think the best part of a “massive network outage” is all the free food and drinks & this YouTube video made me laugh: tinyurl.com/5muv93
Jun 5th
Links for 2008-06-04 [Digg] →
Official: Firefox 3 RC2 released! Firefox 3 is based on the Gecko 1.9 Web rendering platform, which has been under development for the past 34 months. Building on the previous release, Gecko 1.9…
Jun 5th
Official: Firefox 3 RC2 released! →
Firefox 3 is based on the Gecko 1.9 Web rendering platform, which has been under development for the past 34 months. Building on the previous release, Gecko 1.9 has more than 14,000 updates including…
Jun 5th
Lessons from The Planet's Explosion: HOW NOT TO... →
This brutal. Site’s been down for 3 days and this is the response?!
Jun 4th
Explosion at The Planet Was Fake ? →
People are starting to think so… A member on the Planet Forum post about time discrepancies on logs while another post about the absence of activity around the building
Jun 4th
Links for 2008-06-03 [Digg] →
Explosion at The Planet Was Fake ? People are starting to think so… A member on the Planet Forum post about time discrepancies on logs while another post about the absence of activity around…
Jun 4th
I’ve been on Twitter for about a year (I’m not proud). I’ve watched macro-fags “tweet” about micro-shit, and this is my 100th post bitches.
Jun 3rd
The Planet outage - what can we all learn from it? →
Writeup by the SANS ISC about the fire at one of The Planet’s data centers.
Jun 3rd
Links for 2008-06-02 [Digg] →
Explosion at Hosting provider ThePlanet: 9k servers down. Hosting provider, ThePlanet.com, is still down 28 hours after an explosion that literally moved three walls several feet out of position…
Jun 3rd
The Planet suffers an explosion at its data center →
Dedicated hosting provider The Planet suffered a major explosion at 4:55 pm CST on Saturday at its H1 data center in Houston, which led to an outage that affected approximately 9,000 servers and…
Jun 3rd
US data center catches fire, 9000 servers down →
H1, one of the data center owned by The Planet in Houston, Texas has caught fire resulting in thousands of websites being offline. According to an estimate 9000 servers are affected and they are…
Jun 3rd